Black Privilege

Because I am SICK of people ignoring the fact that black privilege is real. Here is the black privilege list:

1. I can get away with being racist.
2. I can get away with cultural appropriation.
3. I actually get media attention when an officer of the opposite race executes me.
4. Black don't have to feel ashamed for owning slaves.
5. Black men are deemed more sexy than white men.
6. Blacks are represented in sports more than whites.
7. Black people get welfare faster than a war veteran.
8. Black people get several spaces and TV channels that SPECIFICALLY cater to them.
9. Black people never get called out on their misogyny and homophobia.
10. A person who defends black people never gets his/her race questioned.
11. Black people can take pride in their race.
12. If I am a criminal, I can hide my race.
13. I can pull the race card and actually get away with it.
14. Blacks are seen as an oppressed group.
15. My privilege is never seen or heard, and when it is, it is denied.
16. It's ok for blacks to say that they are better than whites at certain subjects.
17. Victims of racism against whites are told to get off of tumblr, while black victims aren't told to stop playing Call Of Duty.
18. I can take credit for the suffering of my ancestors.
19. Despite the fact that blacks owning slaves was illegalized in Africa less than a century ago, blacks don't have a collective guilt.
20. A black radical (usually liberal) Christian is never addressed.
21. I am of a protected class.
22. I can use the n word.
23. I am allowed to spend my money on things I don't need then blame being poor on the "white-favouring racism"
24. If a white policeman takes force on me, the policeman gets a bucket full of criticism and I get none.
25. I can get away with telling racist jokes.
26. I am allowed to demand that professional animators represent me in their OWN work.
27. I am allowed to complain about representation when there are several channels that cater to me.
28. I am allowed to change dictionary definitions of words concerning racism, privilege, and power to feed my agenda.
29. A qualified student will be pushed aside for a person of colour.
30. Hate crimes against black people are hate crimes.
31. Black people are in prison because of racism while whites are just criminals.
32. When a white person commits a crime, it is remembered for years while if a black person does it is spoken off casually.
33. Facts which cause blacks embarrassment or cast them in a bad light must be suppressed. Facts which cause whites embarrassment or cast them in a bad light are reported as is.
34.  "It is quite acceptable for either party to explicitly go after the black, Hispanic, or even the Jewish vote. In fact both parties gain an indispensable moral authority by doing so. But it is absolutely verboten for either party, or any white candidate, to appeal to whites as a racial identity group. Racial identity is simply forbidden to whites in America and across the entire Western world. Black children today are hammered with the idea of racial identity and pride, yet racial pride in whites constitutes a grave evil. Say 'I'm white and I'm proud' and you are a National Socialist."^[7]
35. I can have my race censored in media reports.
36. Any one who supports black people is a civil rights activist. Any one who supports white people is a bigot and if a black person does he/she is called an Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus, or an oreo.
37. Blacks are painted as an oppressed class in history.
38. Blacks may work for explicitly racial goals but whites may not.
39. "Whites are monitored, pestered, and punished for preposterous reasons--for a look, for an innocent word, for wearing a T-shirt, for expressing a plausible argument--but blacks can say almost anything with perfect impunity."^[5]
40. "In discussions of race between black people and white people the conscious black person is always right; is always the ultimate authority on questions having to do with race and racism; must always be regarded as the ‘injured party,’ or the oppressed. . . . [Whites] cannot possibly be expected to be objective about questions of race."^[6]
41. Blacks can silence and intimidate whites by calling them racist. Whites can't silence and intimidate blacks because that would be racist
42. A black who punches a White person is a hero standing up to oppression. A White person who punches a black is a racist
43. Blacks can still claim that they are oppressed.
44. When blacks are overrepresented in a desirable field, it is due to their abilities. When Whites are overrepresented in a desirable field, it is due to racism. When blacks are overrepresented in an undesirable field, it is due to racism. When Whites are overrepresented in an undesirable field, it is their own fault.
45. Taking precautions around black people (thugs) is racist. Taking precautions around whites is just that.
46. When it comes to thugs and rednecks, black people wont get criticized if they say "not all blacks are like that."
47. Rich black people have a right to be rich. Rich white people don't.
48. Blacks have the right to put a halt to any policy, statement, symbol, statistic, outcome, word or expression they find offensive. Whites have no such rights.
49. Blacks have "black culture." Whites are not allowed to have white culture.
50. White people everywhere, and at all times, bear guilt for the crimes of a minority of white people in the past (e.g., slave owners, Adolf Hitler). Making blacks bear guilt, as a race, for the despicable crimes of their criminal minority is stereotyping, racist, and an insult to reason; after all, no one should ever be blamed for the acts of some unrelated person.
51. African-American studies is a celebration of blackness and black culture. Whiteness studies is a demonization of white people and white culture.
52. "... any generalization--favorable or unfavorable--about any minority that someone does not like is by definition "racist" and deserves to be suppressed--as long as it is said by a white person. Black diversity consultants, in contrast, can parade, without a shred of empirical evidence, the grossest racial and ethnic stereotypes with virtual impunity."^[4]
53. A source having a bias towards black people is still a valid source.
54. I am LESS likely to get killed by an officer. source, source, (Yes, some liberals lied to me about that)


If you feel that I forgot some, I'd prefer if you'd send me a note about it. Also, if I see a comment calling me a "racist", "self-hating black person", or an "uncle tom", I won't have a debate with them. But I will have a verbal fighting match.

Also see: fav.me/d809ykk